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Ingrid:  Now then cherub, here's one for you to fathom out.

I'd had a bad night, so I woke up knackered and I was lying there thinking I spose i need to get up but be buggered if I can be bothered.  It was pretty snug under the duvet and dark still and I lay there warm and cosy thinking, no I'll stay here a bit longer [it was 6ish i think].

And I think I closed my eyes, but whatever, I saw a white wall.  man it was weird this wall, like a Tv picture right in front of my eyes, i was looking at it as if it was there.  It had a strangely crinkly surface like waves across it all horizontal and in the centre was a  little square with hundreds of tiny holes in it.

Soooooooooo miss clever clogs what's that all about then

My reply:  I don't know Ingrid, walls have symbolism but I'm not sure what a square with holes in means, maybe its personal symbolism, any insects?

Ingrid: Haha smarty pants, don't forget I've combed through your site with a fine tooth comb looking for bloopers and I know what insects mean and i was not on anything. Nope no insects just holes

My reply:  Maybe its a pun, they like puns

Ingrid:  So you think they're telling me I'm white [true] crinkly [true] a solid wall [impenetrable - true], maybe square [as opposed to with it - true], and holey or holy [haha - not true] .  Why tell me something I already know?

My reply:  I don't know Ingrid

Ingrid:  YOU ARE F**ING USELESS.  Put it on your site and lets see if someone else a bit brighter than you can fathom it out - a bit of a game eh?

My reply:  Ok Ingrid whatever you say ..........

so here it is, all suggestions gratefully received